You’d never guess that given the many politicians on both the left and the right who say share repurchases are a newfangled, evil spawn of deregulation. Buybacks, argue their critics, barely existed before the Securities and Exchange Commission changed a rule in 1982 and unleashed a multi-trillion-dollar torrent—enriching fat-cat investors, starving workers and stunting the long-term prospects of the companies buying back all those shares.

To call this argument baloney would be an insult to cold cuts. When American companies began repurchasing shares from their investors, Alexander Hamilton was treasury secretary—and corporations have been buying back stock, often a little and sometimes a lot, ever since….